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My Experience (The Long Version)
Posted on 2006-02-01 - about FL Fleshlight STU
If you like to read long stories, here's one for you. This post details the arrival of my 7 fleshlights and what happens thereafter....
This morning, I must've refreshed the UPS tracking page at least a hundred times, looking for the "Delivered" status. Needless to say, I didn't get any work done this morning because of my one-track mind.
Around 12:45, I decided to call the UPS Store where my FLs were being delivered thinking maybe the UPS site is just slow to be updated. After waiting on hold for 5 minutes while they checked, they came back and said that yes, I had a package. I refreshed the UPS page again and sure enough, it said it had been delivered. I stormed out of the house and drove to the UPS Store. It's about 40 minutes away. There, a nice-looking girl retrieved my package... and I just had to wonder if she had any clue. I'm guessing not.
I drove to the other end of the parking lot, then just couldn't wait any longer to examine my new possessions. Upon initial inspection, they were about what I expected (and I expected them to be good)... very life-like. I had bought one of each style insert by ordering two 342s and the STU, along with 6 cases. I would find out a little later that there were two problems.
First, I was missing one case. When they packaged it, they put some of the inserts into the cases to make it all fit in the box better. I'm betting they counted 6 cases (like I ordered) when really the STU *comes* with a case. Shoulda been 7 total cases in there.
Second, one of the ice cases had a cut/burr across the threads on the main cap side. It was impossible to get the cap to go on. I trimmed the burr off to make the threads work better and it now goes on... but with difficulty... and it's extremely hard to remove.
I'm gonna check with ILF about fixing me up. Even if they tell me to forget it, I'll still be happy with what I got. It's a heck of deal. With the 342 special, they're about $38 each (including the case). I think they're worth twice that. In fact, I consider them priceless.
I'm kinda embarrassed to say I also got a medium Mr. Limpy. I don't consider my self the least bit gay or bi, but curiosity got the best of me. It's a rather large, hanging cock made of the fleshlight material. The medium size is what I would consider to be the size of a rather normal-sized erect penis -- except that this one is not erect, due to the nature of the material. This thing would make a great toy to show to friends and family -- except that it's a cock. Don't think I'll be doing that. But it's fun to swing it around. Very stretchy.
Anyway, after examining the merchandise, I started wondering when I'd be able to schedule some time with them. I didn't know if my wife would be home when I got back. I also had the concern of how to get them into the house if she was there. I started entertaining nightmarish possibilities, such as her coming out and saying she needed to take the car and go somewhere. I needed a way to get these into the house if something like that happened. And she would probably question me if she saw me come into the house with a box. I decided that I would take them out of the box and put them into a trash bag filled with newspaper pages. When I got home, I could just take it out of the car as if it was trash... and even place it into our garbage can temporarily, if necessary.
I had to stop at my mom's house to drop off something while I was in town. She wasn't home. The thought then crossed my mind about giving it a go in her bathroom. I decided against that due to worrying about her coming home. How would I explain carrying out a huge flashlight? But... I decided that I could at least wash one of them off. I had decided the STU would be the one to get lucky first, so I took it in and quickly washed it off with hot water, then took it back to my car. After that, I stopped in a car wash stall to transfer all of my FLs to the trash bag, then discarded the box and packaging. So now I was traveling home... but I couldn't let those things just sit there beside me. They were calling out to me, "Fuck me, fuck me."
So (you're going to love this part) I let my horniness (I'd remained cum-free for over a week now, maybe a personal record) get the best of me. Once I got on the 25-mile stretch of interstate, and while no vehicles were beside me, I pulled down my pants... I lubed the STU and my dick... and then I entered within. (Kids, don't try this at home.) The temp was a little cool, which was a bummer, but the feeling was extraordinary. It really and truly felt like a real pussy. I think the STU's "bubble" texture emulates the insides of a pussy very well.
I could've easily cum within 30 seconds. Before I knew it, I was at the brink of an orgasm. I held the FL as still as possible, trying to hold back. The vibrations of my car caused the FL to slightly vibrate also. I was unsure if I could control myself. I couldn't withdraw because the movement would have sent me over the edge. After a few minutes of this, I regained my composure and could play some more. I moved the FL up and down with my hands. I fucked it with my hips. I rotated the entire FL round and round (I couldn't do this long... it was too good). Then, at full depth, I put the end of the FL against the bottom of the steering wheel. This way, I could slowly deep fuck it pretty much hands-free. It felt great having the pussy opening pressing tightly against my body. If you ever have a long, boring trip, I highly recommend this. It makes time FLy.
Sadly, I neared home. I didn't want to cum in it while driving, so I closed up the FL and wiped off my cock. It was actually not messy at all... didn't even get any lube on the car seat. And BTW, I had a towel that I used to cover up whenever a truck passed me. I had originally thought I was being stupid to try this while driving. I thought I would not enjoy it very much. But it was truly a great experience... maybe because it was my first time.
When I arrived home, my wife was working in the front yard. OH NO! Fortunately, she stayed there and I took my trash bag in the back door. After making sure she was still staying put, I unloaded the contents of the bag into my super-secret hiding place. So then, I figured I'd clean out the STU as soon as I could, then wait until tomorrow night when I knew I'd have some time alone. Shortly thereafter, my wife tells me she and the kids are going to visit a friend. THERE IS A GOD!
Once I'm alone, I put my STU (my early favorite) and an ice lady original into some hot water and strip. My mind is racing with all the techniques that everyone has shared in this forum. I wanted to try them all!
I lube my 2 ladies and my cock and give them a quick try. Fantastic! What I noticed immediately, compared to my car session, was the warmth. The heat of the canal on my cock was awesome. The STU was definitely better... after using it, the original just felt too plain and loose. After a bit of hand usage, I put each one in between some pillows on the bed and fucked them on my side... and then missionary. Then onto my back and using hands again. Then I tried the shoe technique, wedging the shoe into a dresser drawer. That was pretty good. I then tried the STU between the mattress and box springs. Now... this was *truly* awesome! I swear to you, I could close my eyes and believe I was fucking my wife doggie style -- which I haven't done in over 10 years.
Anyway, after about 20 minutes of great sex... I mean... masturbation... right?, I pulled the STU insert out of the case and fucked it "naked". This was very cool also. I pumped it back and forth with the head of my cock popping out of the end. The STU "bubbles" felt unbelievably good... and it was just too much for me to handle... and I was ready to pop anyway... so I unloaded. I was standing at the sink in our bathroom and my first shot hit the mirror. I was truly drained.
Afterwards, I felt very sad. It was over. My desire had subsided. Why had I bought these things? But within a few minutes, I was OK. I washed them out, dried them and put them away. Maybe tomorrow I would have another go....
NOT! About 30 minutes later, my mind returned to my FLs. And I didn't have to consider it long before I picked out my ice lady STWW. I really wanted to try my pink butt, but it was a STSB and I figured it might be too similar to my STU. It wasn't as great this time, but heck, it'd only been 30 minutes since I'd cum before. I don't remember the last time I had two orgasms so close together. I had to really pump my STWW before finally cumming. This time I really lost all desire for sex.
That was about five hours ago. If the family wasn't home now, I'm sure I'd be going at it again. I feel that even after the newness wears off, these will still be nice toys to get off with. My wife and my hand will always have their moments, but the FL is a fantastic alternative. I knew these would be great, but it's nice to know I was right.
If anyone reading this is on the fence trying to decide if these things are as good as claimed, BELIEVE IT! I don't think there is anything else out there (besides a real pussy) that comes even close. And these pussies do anything you want... and can do some things that real pussies can't. For instance, how could you reasonably and comfortably fuck a pussy while you're driving a car?
Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention the great sucking sensation when the end cap is tight. By tightening or removing the end cap, you get a totally different feel. With different inserts, different positions, different stroking styles, different degrees of suction... the combinations are almost endless.
And Kosmo lived happily ever after. The End.
Posted by Kosmo
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| (Current Rating 83/100, based on 12 votes) |
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| 2006-02-07 18:16:11 |
Posted by |
| Thank you for that detailed and very engaging description ! |
Admin |
| 2007-03-09 09:27:13 |
Posted by |
| Thank you for that story. It makes me want to gohome and fuck the hell out of my fl which I just received this week. It does feel so dam good. |
Anonymous |
| 2008-04-15 01:15:41 |
Posted by |
| I'd really like to know where that super-secret hiding spot was if just for curiosity's sake. |
James |
| 2008-05-21 02:54:58 |
Posted by |
| that was a fantastic story, makes me want to read a book one day, and that is pretty dramatic |
badmoforoe |
| 2008-06-22 02:32:38 |
Posted by |
| Umm, is your wife really THAT opposed to you having a bit of pleasure that it seems she is unwilling to provide? No doggy-style in 10 YEARS?! Is she a prude or what. I mean no offense but wow, live a little haha. Nice story tho, can't wait to get one of my own! |
EH |
| 2008-07-27 07:34:01 |
Posted by |
| when I cum in my fl the feeling is so strong that my leg and foot mucles jerked bit....10/10 |
G2 |
| 2008-11-17 11:41:15 |
Posted by |
| Absolutely classic!! One of the best and most rediculous accounts of anything I heard in a long while! |
Zarathustra |
| 2009-11-06 13:31:00 |
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| Guteb Tag Ich haise Goga |
fraurewerne |
| 2010-08-22 16:37:41 |
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| You are presented with flowers? |
Flowerpymn |
| 2010-08-22 17:31:36 |
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| DELETE THIS TOPIC!! |
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| 2010-08-28 11:49:26 |
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| You are giving flowers? |
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| 2010-09-01 14:33:56 |
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| Sorry admin - my post is test |
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