Pretty Damn Good

Posted on 2006-02-23 - about FL General

I.. have no idea how one is meant to write this, so I'll just go ahead and try.

I got the 342 deal, a speedbump, a wonderwave and a conventional supertight.

So there was some weeping and gnashing of teeth vs. UPS and getting it all delivered, but it arrived well at 8-ish in the morning. Which pretty much put paid to any plans I had for going to work. So a "sick" day it was.

First thing that struck me is that they're heavy and look... weird. I guess all the pictures and all the forums don't really prepare you for how odd they look. But that's never stopped me before. Into a bucket of hot water they went, for a good clean and a closer examination.

I decided to give the supertight a go, firstly. It was a bit awkward, and didn't feel that wonderful, tried more lube, less lube, fiddled with the cap, eventually gave up and had breakfast.

After that I decided to try the speedbump.

And I'm glad I did.

It's pretty damn awesome.

Feels... nothing like I've ever done before. The first time was.... good. The second time was pretty good. The third time damn near made me melt.
The wonder wave is also damn good, but not to the level of the speedbump. Yet. I feel I'm still getting used to the idea, and re-learning the sensitivity instead of the no-finesse approach I used to have to jerking off with a hand.

My other impressions: It's messy. Really really really messy. Much like sex is, really.

Each time I FL, it feels better. Really excellent.
I recommend it.

Ha, I remember when I was looking into buying one, and I read the fleshboard and was all 'WTF, is this for real? Everyone loves it and no-one says a bad thing about it, I reckon this is all fake'. Oh how wrong I was.

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