Not much to say...

Posted on 2006-02-03 - about FL Fleshlight STU

There really isn't much for me to say, execpt for this...

Wow.

I have had my FL (Regular Pink Lady) for about a week or two now, and I've gotta say... I was absolutely amazed with the realisim. After ordering, I went and did some extra research, and I started panicking that I may have bought the wrong one.

Wow.

After I had my package shipped to work, and told everyone what it was (I like being a shocker), I took it home, ever so eager to fiddle and play with it. I washed it off, dryed it out, and took off the saftey seal on my extra bottle of lube, so I would't have to screw with it later, in the heat of, well... horniness. A few hours go by, I prepare my lady, and take the plunge.

Wow.

After being out of breath, and having one of the biggest orgasams I've had in a long time, I opened up my eyes, and I felt a huge smile come across my face. I was more than amazed with how it felt. Just perfect. Not too snug, not too loose. Just the right fit. I was a bit disheartened at first, because my mind wouldn't let go of the fact that I'm screwing a toy... But eventually my instinct kicked in and I became a horny pile a shit, actually thumbing the little clit on it, every now and then.

Wow.

That's really all there is to say. Just wow. There's almost nothing wrong with this product, other than the fact that when you're FLying, you kind of hear that whooshing noise from the end cap, and it's not a REAL pussy... That's also a downer... But holy shit...

I can honestly say that if you're looking for the next best thing to an actual pussy, look no further than a FleshLight. It's really one of the best things. It's pretty discreet, it feels real, looks real, and performs better than I could have ever imagined.

I will say this though... I don't smell the mild vanilla sent. What a bummer. Just kidding.

Buy one. Nay, buy two! Once I save up the money, I'm buying an Ass insert. I can't wait!

Thank you, ILF. And again:

Wow.

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