Pleasantly Pleased!

Posted on 2006-05-03 - about FL Speed Bump

Well after reading these boards for a couple of weeks I decided to buy my first FL. It is a pink butt/speed bump. When I came home my wife had left the box on my desk in the study. She knows what it is because we got something for here as well. Anyway I opened the package up and found the grey fleshlight case and a separate bag with my insert in it. I opened the bag a pulled the insert out, and thought to myself, WOW!, it feels as real as possible. I have bought masturbation toys in the past. The most expensive being the molded after a porn star vagina/anus. It was a complete waste of money! I could not use it when it came in, because my son was still awake, and him being 4 he is always around you, LOL. I asked my wife to feel it and she said "cool!". Then I asked her to put her finger inside to feel the bumps, and she said, "I wish I had a penis!".

Later that night I got a chance to use it for the first time. I filled a large bowl halfway full of hot tap water. Then I put on some porn, and lubed up myself. I took the insert out of the water and toweled it off a little and out it in the case. After I lubed up the insert and inserted my penis I was blown away on how close it is to the real thing, I mean it's nothing like a real women, but if you wanna get off, and your wife/girlfriend is not in the mood or whatever, than you need one of these. I found that when I leave the end cap on all the way the suction is almost unbearable. So I back off on it and let some air through. I paced myself for about 5 min, and then I tightened the end cap back up and rode that horse until I exploded inside of this wonderful thing called a fleshlight! After I was finished I went to the washroom and cleaned it out. Easy as that, let it dry then put it back in the case. I ordered me the 342 deal and I should have my new inserts here this Friday, and I will let you guys know how it goes. Thanks ILF for the wonder invention! Happy FLying!

PS: I have found that if you turn the insert inside out, it is easier to clean it, just my assessment.

Posted by badger

(Current Rating 90/100, based on 3 votes)

2007-07-31 22:54:28	Posted by
Other users experienced that if you turn it inside out, sometimes the latex sticks to itself so severely that it's ruined and never usable again. *** DO NOT TURN IT INSIDE TO DRY IT!!!****	Ranxerox