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Hand, You are fired!
Posted on 2008-06-27 - about FL Fleshlight STU
Hand… I had to call you into the office today to tell you “Thank for" your Thirty plus years of outstanding service in the business of masturbation. However, times and technology has changed. There is the Fleshlight (Stamina Training Unit).
You are being outsourced to a far superior product. I must say when I first heard of this candidate I did not pay it any attention until I started hearing rave work reviews. My loyalty to your faithful service prevented me from trying it. I am kind of sad to say while you were on sick leave in the cast; I did employ Fleshlight on a temporary service. As hard has you try, you do not come close to simulating the feel of a natural vagina which Fleshlight does an outstanding job at doing, so I must keep Fleshlight light around on a permanent basis.
Once again thank you for your services and please check with HR on the way out. I am sure you can be used in other functions in the future other then masturbation. Thank you and Good Luck. Mgmt.
Posted by The Boss
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| (Current Rating 95/100, based on 11 votes) |
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| 2008-07-03 06:35:00 |
Posted by |
| Certainly the most original review we ever had here :) Thanks. |
Admin |
| 2008-08-05 09:40:42 |
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| 2008-08-23 12:49:35 |
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| lol nice review Hand, you are now fired!!! |
Momo |
| 2008-11-17 11:02:09 |
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| I love it! The bad economy even affects our individual limbs. Times are tough. |
God |
| 2009-01-16 20:41:38 |
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| Did Donald Trump write this review? |
Chester the Molester |
| 2010-04-14 07:39:03 |
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| wicked post |
Anonymous |
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