Research Data: Badass Vagina Demon

Posted on 2008-07-23 - about FL Super Tight

After a couple years of ignoring the Fleshlight banner ads and figuring it would be a sham (like exercise machines/routines advertised on TV), I finally decided to try one out being the curious guy that I am. Purely for research purposes, of course!

Type of Fleshlight: Lady, Super Tight.

So anyway, after the pretty prompt delivery (placed order on a Sunday, got it on Wednesday with 2-day shipping), I opened it up, and was first a little surprised at its texture. Felt a little... limp? I dunno. Anyway, I put it together, which took all of 30seconds, and had a go at it.

Results, Experiment #1:

I was only about 70% erect, felt a little weirded out sticking my junk into a flashlight case, but whatever. Anyway, I begin my... field study, and at first it's a little underwhelming. Couldn't be the dreaded DEATH GRIP I read about during my research, since I have gentle hands. I go at it a little longer, and the feeling eventually gets better, like my penis was waking up from a long slumber, perhaps after having come home from a journey to western Spain. Those journies to western Spain can be quite taxing, you know. Then, as I'm climaxing, I feel this familiar feeling I haven't felt since my first self-discovery (solo, at least), guess I could call it a pleasure wave. It wasn't all that intense, but it was better than anything I got out of my now out-of-work right hand recently. However, I never escalated beyond my 70% erection status, which was odd.

Score: C+

Results, Experiment #2:

Feeling my initial experiment was a bit lacking, I tried again a few hours later, so as to make sure I had completely recharged. This time, I got fully erect before beginning (I seem to be unable to get fully erect with or in the Fleshlight) and inserted my (full) erection into the Fleshlight. HUGE DIFFERENCE. the feeling was quite fantastic now, and it felt like I had some sort of badass vagina demon straddling my manhood. It felt terrific, and while it by no means drove me to a quick orgasm, it did get me there quite pleasantly. When I finally did go off it was sublimely pleasurable, so much so that I actually had to STOP moving it up and down due to the head of my penis getting extraordinarily sensitive (I believe at some point it actually pulled my foreskin back and that was receiving direct stimulation throughout). I had to stop for around 20-30seconds afterwards, just to rest at the unexpected sensation I recieved from this little minx. When I finally came to I cleaned the Fleshlight out, and immediately began to write this review, for it most definitely deserves one.

Score: A (Sorry, A+ only if it comes with breasts.)

If you don't have a girlfriend/whatever, I suggest getting one (a Fleshlight, not a girfriend/whatever. Though you should get a girlfriend too, loneliness is depressing and your family wants you to be happy :)). If you have a girlfriend/whatever, I suggest getting one. If you simply have nothing, and want nothing, but like to touch yourself secretly when no one is looking, get a Flestlight as well!

Give it time to work its mojo as well, it seems to get better after every use. I love this thing so much now, might even buy the STU and a Raven Riley.

Hazard, age 23, signing off. Hands are sooo last season.

Posted by Hazard

(Current Rating 100/100, based on 4 votes)